A Funny Christmas Letter Updated to 2024

Futuristic holiday family portrait featuring the Wannabe family with space missions, Broadway achievements, and their ancient Sumerian-speaking German Shepherd in retro-futuristic living room with Earth and Mars visible through window

Every holiday season, we’re inundated with those overachieving family newsletters—so perfect they feel almost fictional. Back in 2008, I came across a hilarious parody of such letters and shared it with friends. This year, I decided it was time for an update. You can find the original letter that started it all, here. I’ve also […]